I slapped a glass of milk because I’m sexy like that

Select the month you were born in:

1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb) - I needed
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I jumped
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) - I banged
9 (Sept) - I shot
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) -I slapped
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01 - the trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a homo
04 - A mop**
05 - a dog
06 - a rock star
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - my lover
09 - a toothbrush
10 - my boyfriend
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a teletubby
13 - the cookie monster
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bum
18 - a whore
19 - a hobo
20 - a stripper
21 - a porn star
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the kool-aid man
24 - an easter egg
25 - my ex girlfriend
26 - a hottie
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - jezzy the snowman

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White         -     because that bitch stole my taco
Black          -     because I love marijuana
Pink            -     because I’m good in bed
Red             -     because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown         -     because I still love him
Polka Dots -     because I hate my life
Purple         -     because I’m gay
Grey            -     because I’m sexy like that
Other          -     because I have double D’s
Green          -     because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange       -     because I smoke crack
Turquoise   -     because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue             -     because I'm the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye       -     because I'm a fucking scuba diver
None            -     because I have a killer six pack