Sunday, January 9, 2011

Funny Meaningful Qoutes

♥   The pen is mightier than sword until it runs out of ink..

♥   If it ain't broke, dont fix it..If you broke it, blame the person closest to you..

♥   Rather die living than live to die..

♥   Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?

♥   It's ok, you can bend your gender, it wont break.

♥   Bald guys never had a bad hair day..

♥   Politicians. Like diapers have to be changed and frequently for the very same reason..

♥   Friends in need, pests indeed!

♥   Im not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

♥   Dont believe in miracles -- rely on them..

♥   If you are unkind, youre the wrong kind!

♥   Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

♥   Everyone has a photographic memory, some just dont have film..

♥   I like nonsense, it awakens the brain cells..

♥   I dont have a solution, but i admire the problem..

♥   Ever stop to think and stop to start again?

♥   Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking..

♥   I went to a general store, they wont let me buy anything specific..

♥   I used to be indecisive, now im not sure..

♥   Its not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere..

♥   Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers..

♥   We're having creative differences.. Im creative, youre different.

♥   A man who smiles when things go wrong, know who's to blame..

♥   When im not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded..

♥   Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy..

♥   If you choose not to decide, you still made a choice!

♥   If you think Education is expensive, try Ignorance.

♥   If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

♥   Think twice before you speak especially if you intend to say what you think..

♥   If you cant convince them, confuse them.

♥   Do Lipton employees take Coffee breaks?

♥   Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder..

♥   A good time to keep your mouth shut is when your in deep water..

♥   If too much love can kill you, im the healthiest person in the world..

♥   happiness is merely the remission of pain..

♥   The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost..

♥   Its easier to ask forgiveness than to get permission..

♥   Im serious it was a joke..

♥   I dont even need a crystal ball to see myself in your future..

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